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Critic Demotivational Poster


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

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Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




SILLY CHRISTIANS - What will they think of next to make them selves look like hypocrites


TAGS: christians christianity hypocrites hypocritical humor
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Sean - June 28, 2011, 7:03 pm
You don't go to hell for merely kissing a girl. You actually have to marry her. Ooooh, did that sound bitter?
yesman - June 27, 2011, 8:18 pm
erm, it was meant to be a stab at religion. Just forget about it..
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 7:51 pm
then don't ask if you need to explain it
yesman - June 27, 2011, 11:42 am
I'd rather people understand on their own :|
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 3:26 am
only if you want to
yesman - June 25, 2011, 1:34 am
finding and feeding his sheep...his sheep...do I really need to explain this?


OH AND FEEL FREE TO 1L BOMB ME TOO... -


TAGS: timmie woodchipper fargo criticism
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - August 11, 2012, 2:35 am
Thanks :) I'll try your suggestion on the next Timmie I meet :)
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:41 pm
Makes it easier to clean, too.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

BTW - I gave this a 5L
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

It really helps to freeze the body 1st, that way the gooey stuff doesn't gum up the chipper.


Criticism -


TAGS: criticism opinions are like you know what elbert hubbard
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 9:01 am
Dang, thought I had cataracts for a minute there. I do, however, like the ‘do nothing’ part. 5 inert Lions.


CRITICISM - Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. - Sir Winston Churchill




Reflections -




CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM -




Meltdown immenent -


TAGS: danger warning caffeine levels critical low coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.9/5

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maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:09 pm
I Got That One .


ZEITGEIST THE MOVIE -


TAGS: reality abstract sense philosophy science psychology inteligence life thoughts thought mind brain everything psyche psy senses perception secret ethic morality moral esthetic art time space theory idea vision visualisation truth critics motivational demot
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Leonosaurus

Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Read this comment over and over until you figure it out. Tunnelgeist = 1
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:39 am
Zeitgeist was awesome. Obama's continuing the doctrine. Wee, we're all going to hell for complacency.
Porcelina - January 8, 2009, 9:00 pm
People just don't want to accept the truth
Fatty - January 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
99% of the people here won't understand or would refuse to believe. But yes, good statement!


MOTI-VOYEUR -


TAGS: voyeur criticize
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - July 12, 2010, 4:44 am
12 votes, 4.83 lions. where are you, timmies?!?
Produceman117 - July 12, 2010, 12:11 am
I love how the view is of descending oncomers. Nicely done.
spacedog - July 11, 2010, 5:49 pm
Very nice. 5L
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:38 am

EPIC!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:34 am
Beautimus!


CRITIQUE - If you can teach a dog to play chess, don't criticize his game.


TAGS: critical critique
Rating: 4.5/5

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MuddySoapfish - November 22, 2011, 10:11 am
Nice Job


TENDER MOMENTS -




FOR EVERY ACTION -


TAGS: action criticism
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 3:48 pm
Livin' the dream baby, livin' the dream
spacedog - July 27, 2009, 2:04 pm
I totally disagree. The criticism are never equal. They go exponential. ;)


PERSPECTIVE - Before you criticize someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. Cuz then when you do your a mile away and you have their shoes.


TAGS: perspective shoes criticize
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Lotus

Kru - June 22, 2009, 6:59 am
Terry Pratchett quote?


GEORGE CARLIN - Don't give a shit about stupid people who can`t understand any joke...


TAGS: george carlin comedy funny stupid smart best critic reality
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Leonosaurus

mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:05 pm
ok fuck tact. You sir are a fucking Fucktard. a hog molesting, sister touching, cousin marrying, FUCKTARD Who has never enjoyed a woman without hearing cries of " no daddy no"
Truut - June 24, 2009, 8:56 pm
The dude was about as funny as having an incurable disease that's going to eventually kill you in an incredibly painful way.


REALITY - Because 'reality' makes sense...




LIFE - Its not something that has to do with calculations about cheap things




TIPICAL - They can dish it. But can't take it. ps: wtf with the zomgroflmaowtfbbq?


TAGS: admins cannot take criticism
Rating: 1.31/5

More motifakes by aesop's folly

aesop's folly - January 4, 2010, 7:05 pm
i bet this got me banned
MO - December 29, 2009, 12:18 am
Maybe level 17...can't amember....
MO - December 29, 2009, 12:17 am
Me and a buddy made it to level 10 I think...all I know is them fuckers run quick.....
MrRandom - December 29, 2009, 12:15 am
Nazi zombies may not be pissed off my more, but they certainly get more pissed off. Look up Dead Snow for reference.
MO - December 29, 2009, 12:13 am
Zombie nazi's? It's the Nazi Nazi's you need to worry aboot. "Way more shit pisses them off"
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:11 am
LOL!!!! I'm almost thinking I needed to ban myself!
MrRandom - December 29, 2009, 12:08 am
The zombie nazi's are hanging their heads in shame.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:07 am
Munson? I spelling/grammar/retard nazi'd the hell outta myself!
MO - December 29, 2009, 12:01 am
You just Munson yourself?
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 11:58 pm
William Munny... well, ruined that delivery.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 11:57 pm
To quote Wimmiam Munny.... I've always been lucky when it comes to bannin'.... all I can tell you is who's gonna be last.
MO - December 28, 2009, 11:53 pm
And to clarify my last...keep up the good work!! Ban 'em all and ask questions later!!!
MO - December 28, 2009, 11:51 pm
Damn Aggy! Every time I peek in you're banning someone! What's your ban count up to now?
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 11:50 pm
That must be why the voices in my head so often scream about vengeance for their fallen brothers while I'm eating chips.
Zed - December 28, 2009, 11:49 pm
As in "because the Potato told me to", Random. See "Reasons for TOC to reject your Motifake" in the forum.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 11:47 pm
Did you just learn how to count to that Zed?
Zed - December 28, 2009, 11:42 pm
Also, POTATO.
Zed - December 28, 2009, 11:41 pm
True, but that was some advice for the Aesop-wannabee's out there. WARNING: THIS IS NOT 4CHAN. YOU ARE NOT ANONYMOUS HERE.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 11:38 pm
Thank you Zed... but, too little, too late. Aesop go bye-bye.
Zed - December 28, 2009, 11:21 pm
Aesop, here's a clue: They're moderators. THEY DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT. Shush and be GLAD they don't dish it out MORE OFTEN. Sheesh.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 11:10 pm
Perma-ban.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 11:09 pm
I'm old school... I'd prefer just having an IP addy connected to an actual addy.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 11:04 pm
Moderator's should have the power to bitch slap someone over the web.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 11:02 pm
Exactly. Thanks. Ladies and gentlemen.... MrRandom!
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 11:00 pm
And yet, that still fails often.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:58 pm
Odd thing is, I often have to approve crap just to convince the motifaker that their stuff is awful.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:55 pm
I tend to forget the bad ones... including the ones I've made. Take your time, peruse the collection.... look at the bottom 100. Or, just search "woodywood3a"
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 10:46 pm
Approved, I think. Maybe the traumatizing kind of bad joke. It's hard to describe... Maybe the question is nonsense...
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:29 pm
Approved or rejected? That's an awfully broad question... so many... for so many reasons.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 10:26 pm
It's a bit off-topic but can you remember the worst motifake you've ever seen?
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:35 pm
Do we have an understanding?
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:30 pm
this poster was an indirect response to my other poster, lower on the list.
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:33 pm
I feel more than a little responsible for this recent string of "Rejection Queue" posters, but I made mine to showcase the creativeness of the rejection reasons, not to harp on the Mod's. If I have any that are rejected, I try harder next time.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:33 pm
Look, if you're referencing anything newer than the Rat Pack, I'm at a loss.
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:31 pm
It must be a BioChem thing
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:26 pm
say whaaaaaaat?
thatonechick - December 28, 2009, 8:25 pm
Isn't "zomgroflmaowtfbbq" everyone's natural response to LOLWUT?
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:06 pm
I have a picture collection of the rejected ones. Hall of shame like you couldn't imagine.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:05 pm
...maybe.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:04 pm
Lots of your Approval queue rejected-reasons are freaking awesome. I collect them for making a best of some day...
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 7:18 pm
Aesop is essentially going to a pub, not buying any drinks, ripping on patrons, and now bad-mouthing the bartenders. Online balls.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 7:09 pm
Thanks for asking, Doc.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 7:09 pm
I like to give people chances. I'm usually fair.
Dr. Rusak - December 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
good point
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:59 pm
If he continues to rip on posters without making any of his own, banned.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:59 pm
If aesop criticizes mods anymore, he's banned.
Dr. Rusak - December 28, 2009, 6:57 pm
so how's it supposed to be a warning again?
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:56 pm
I approved it because 1) I'm a reformed spelling nazi, and 2) BEcause this is aesop's public warning... my way.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:51 pm
That there are a lot of rejections, essentially.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 6:45 pm
Anyone have any idea what exactly this is trying to point out, besides bad spelling?
Dr. Rusak - December 28, 2009, 6:45 pm
I just got one question, why didn't the mod's reject it as "not funny enugh"?
Faceplant31 - December 28, 2009, 6:43 pm
I think his profile says it when you look at it, is says failed queer... i mean failed queary, oops. The approval queue poster have gotten old real effin fast
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:39 pm
Thanks Doc... I think. Several want to jump on mods for rejecting so much, but look at what we let through... a lot of it is still awful. If we're rejecting a lot, it's because even worse stuff than you see is being submitted in bulk.
Dr. Rusak - December 28, 2009, 6:37 pm
somehow this post makes me agree agdaniele's comment on my "so many idiots poster"
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:37 pm
If you don't like the site, leave. If you feel you need to criticize without participating, I'll make you leave.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:36 pm
And right after that, I'll introduce you to them.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:36 pm
First, it's "typical", genius. Secondly, the mods are here for a reason... deal with it. Third, and most importantly, all you do is criticize without porducing. Keep it up just a little longer, and I'll intorduce you to xopster and giulio.


the first three hours -




genius -




I HAVE POM POMS TOO -




P a i n t i n g -




HATE - Seek out those with hate in their hearts... expose them everywhere you find them... and beat the sh*t out of those S.O.B.s!




CRITICISM -


TAGS: critics evaluation art judgement humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Thedge - October 29, 2014, 11:21 pm
Great image, great quote. Thanks.


Mistaken Impression -




Admit it! -




Criticism -




Suicide -


TAGS: suicide life criticism
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 8, 2013, 11:17 pm
So by your "reasoning", clinical depression and other forms of mental illness amount to self-pity. I heartily recommend that you stow your lack of empathy in that place where your other snap judgements come from. - Bobb Edwards
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 11:01 pm
Suicide, the greatest display of self pity. Rudedog


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